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Incorrect AATC Quotes 12

• Hello everyone! It is summertime and I accept been neglecting my children then here we go! Also TW, There is some slight gore in this ane
• Future!Alvin: I have no respect for Santa. Don't sneak in through the chimney and undermine my potency by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.
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• Simon: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fright of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll await.
• Jeanette: Yous and me!
• Simon: *tearing up* Ok.
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• Alvin: I would do anything for coin.
• *later on*
• Alvin, covered in blood: THE Argument Yet STANDS!
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• Ms. Miller: You're charged with...breaking into a pet store?
• Jeanette: I thought the animals might be lone :(.
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• Theodore: Oh, fiddlesticks! That actually ruffles my feathers!
• Alvin: Please, only say fuck.
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• Murderer: Any concluding words?
• Brittany: Exercise you call up I'g beautiful? Be honest.
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• Eleanor: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.
• Theodore:
• Eleanor: Hello? Globe'southward most astonishing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too proficient for this world, too pure?
• Theodore: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms :(.
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• Brittany: *points at Simon* A human turtleneck, *points at Alvin* a narcissistic monster, *points at Theodore* and literally the dumbest person I've e'er met.
• Theodore: And who am I? Describe me now!
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• And because I love this ane-
• Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
• Alvin: So. Who bankrupt it? I'm non mad, I just wanna know.
• Anybody:
• Jeanette: ...I did. I broke information technology.
• Alvin: No. No you didn't. Theodore?
• Theodore: Don't wait at me. Look at Simon.
• Simon: What?! I didn't suspension it.
• Theodore: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was cleaved?
• Simon: Considering it'southward sitting right in front of us and information technology's cleaved.
• Theodore: Suspicious.
• Simon: No, information technology'southward not!
• Eleanor: If it matters, probably not, but Brittany was the last i to use it.
• Brittany: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
• Eleanor: Oh actually? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
• Brittany: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Anybody knows that, Eleanor!
• Jeanette: Okay let'due south non fight. I bankrupt it. Let me pay for it, Alvin.
• Alvin: No! Who broke it!?
• Everyone:
• Eleanor: Alvin... Theodore's been awfully quiet.
• Theodore: really?!
• *Anybody starts arguing*
• Alvin, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my manus so I punched information technology.
• Alvin: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll exist at each other'southward throats with warpaint on their faces and a sus scrofa head on a stick.
• Alvin:
• Alvin: Good. It was getting a little chummy effectually here.

Alvin: People who slumber with their phone on silent or DND really don't requite a fuck well-nigh anybody.
Simon: Look, if you decide to take a problem after midnight, that's between yous and God.
Theodore: How do you lot set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?

Incorrect AATC Quotes 11

• Hi I'g back on my bullshit allow's exercise this thing
• Theodore: Simon, what is your favourite mythical story?
• Simon: The Story Of My Will To Alive.
• Theodore: I don't think I've heard of that one before.
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• Brittany: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.
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• Simon: My hereafter partner must exist dauntless, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
• Jeanette: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to her knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
• Simon: That one. I desire that ane.
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• Alvin: I know this isn't going to end well and I don't care. So don't yous try and finish me, Britt!
• Brittany: I wasn't stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this.
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• Eleanor: Hey Theo, could you please go to the store and get a carton of milk? If they have avacodos, get six.
• Theodore: Okay!
• (Afterward)
• Theodore, coming back from the shop with vi cartons of milk: They had avacados!
• Eleanor:
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• Alvin: Don't ask me what I'grand talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.
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• Theodore: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
• Alvin: How did you lot know I was upwardly until 3am?
• Simon: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.
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• Alvin: I have an idea.
• Simon: A good idea?
• Alvin: Let'south non get ahead of ourselves.
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• Simon: Stressed.
• Jeanette: Depressed.
• Alvin: Possessed!
• Brittany: Obsessed.
• Eleanor: Impressed.
• Theodore: Chicken chest.
• Everyone: ...What?
• Theodore: I merely wanted to join in.

Hi everyone I finally decided to write an AATC fic! It'southward a group conversation fic and it only has one short chapter right now but I'll probably be updating it ofttimes! I promise you lot all relish it bc it wads fun to write :)

Anonymous asked:

there'south no dangus pick so Uncle Ian for the enquire game pls!!

Bearding asked:

Simon and Dave for the ask meme

Chipmunks ask meme

I idea this would exist fun for whatever chipmunk fans out there (which is like 7 people but whatever). Send in a character and I'll answer the question. feel gratis to throw this up on your blog if you lot're interested. [also if there's one of these already let me know, I couldn't find any but I didn't await that hard either]

Alvin: favorite chipmunk ?

Simon: favorite cover vocal (all gens or one per gen)?

Theodore: favorite original vocal (all gens or ane per gen)?

Dave: favorite generation?

Clyde crash-cup: favorite ep from the Alvin show?

Brittany: favorite chipette?

Eleanor: favorite character (human or nonhuman, any generation)?

Jeanette: favorite chipmunks movie?

Ms Miller: favorite ep from the 80s bear witness?

Miss Smith: favorite ep from alvinnn?

Leonardo: character from an older series you wish couldve been in a newer serial and/or vice versa a newer character in an older serial/reboot?

Lil' T: favorite anthology (all gens or one per gen)?

uncle harry: favorite minor graphic symbol or cameo?

Ian Hawke: whatsoever headcanons?

Daisy Belle: fave ships?

Lalu: first interaction with the chipmunks franchise?

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Incorrect AATC Quotes 10

• I'k bored out of my mind let's do this thing : )
• Dave: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing.
• Alvin: But ya didn't!
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• Theodore: You really believe Alvin tin can do it?
• Simon: Luckily, he believes in himself plenty for the both of us.
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• Brittany: I recollect nosotros can all hold I'm the x amongst these threes. (Bonus points if you know where this one's from!)
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• Simon: Well Theodore, whenever I'm about to do something, I think 'would Alvin do that?' and if he would, I do non practise that affair.
• Theodore: Oh.
• Alvin, from a distance: He'south non incorrect though!
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• Eleanor, slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give information technology to me, I'm worth information technology": I didn't get no sleep cause of you lot! Y'all never gonna sleep cause of me!
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• Alvin: Simon, I screwed upwardly large time.
• Simon: Alvin, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.
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• Simon, to Jeanette: *seductively takes off glasses* Wow, y'all're... blurry.
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• Brittany: Alvin! For the love of god, please pass up that music. I take a hangover.
• Alvin: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.
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• Alvin: Rules were made to exist broken.
• Simon: They were made to be followed. Cipher is made to exist broken.
• Brittany: Uh, piñatas.
• Jeanette: Glow sticks.
• Eleanor: Karate boards.
• Theodore: Spaghetti when you have a small pot!
• Alvin: Rules.
• Simon: >:(
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• And 1 more than bonus one bc I love y'all kajsosd
• Alvin: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group conversation*
• Brittany: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents.
• Alvin: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would take enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
• Simon: Actually I did the math, Brittany would accept $225, not $0.fifteen.
• Brittany: I'm right here....
• Theodore: If I had a dollar I would buy a tin can of soda :)
• Alvin: while yous're there could y'all purchase me an employ juice delight?
• Theodore: Sad I merely have a dollar.
• Alvin: :(
• Jeanette: Simon is right, Brittany would take $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
• Theodore: If I had $22,500 I would buy a tin of soda and an utilize juice.
• Simon: You can purchase annihilation you lot want with $22,500.
• Eleanor: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice.
• Simon: Apply juice to what...
• Eleanor: Straight to the forehead.
• Brittany: Great chat everyone.

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